Emily~

oceanisity:

I want to sleep with you, in the most innocent sense of the phrase. I don’t know, I guess something about being able to synchronize our breathing to our own heartbeats really attracts me to the idea. I’d love to fall asleep to the sound of your voice and the smell of your hair. If I had my way, we’d cuddle and tell each other childhood stories before finally falling into a silent bliss. I want to sleep with you because I want to see if you snore, and if you do, I’ll tease you about it for the rest of our lives together. I want to be able to wake you up with a dozen kisses, just to stare into your eyes and silently communicate to you just how much I love you, because I just can’t find the words. Look forward to waking up to the smell of pancakes and pure sunshine, but don’t go anywhere. Yes that’s right, I’m cooking you breakfast in bed.

^ this is amazing 

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g-lderoylockhart:

danglingthpider:

freakshow1313:

this is like porn. omg

its better than porn.

The pen is mightier than the penis

Reblogging again because DAMN

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unimpressedcats:

 

masterofpowerslaves:

rec0rrupted:

My absolute favourite cat ever. This is a manul, or pallas cat. Found in the Afghan mountains, they’re one of the oldest pure-blood cousins of our own goggies.

they look like fat balls of rage

Just gonna leave this here

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fuckisonyobiscuit:

white girl turnt the f up

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khaleesi-of-westeros:

FUCK CATS ARE SO WEIRD

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thewonderlessyears:

i’m the friend who can switch from penis jokes to a completely serious topic in 1.34 seconds

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